Clarence VS LeJohn
LeJohn will strike when you least expect it,
But Clarence has returned and is fighting fit.
LeJohn is big and very strong,
But Clarence will defeat him with his mighty shlong.
"I'll get you, ya white jobby man", screams LeJohn,
"Just feel the wrath of my supersonic thong",
"Don't be stupid, don't be silly",
"You cannot defeat the cream of my willy".....said Clarence.
With a spurt here and a spurt there,
LeJohn retreated with spunky hair.
Clarence's favourite band is Carnage Candy,
And, no, Meegs,
I'm not randy.
- Juan Fish Kennedy