Hail Dale, The Mighty Destroyer
He likes to make you paranoid,
Dale,
The fascist Christian with the big legs.
He apparently likes to contradict himself (as he does it quite often),
Dale,
The pimp junkie,
With the small peg.
He's a hypocrite with a strange hair cut,
Dale,
The cool dude,
With the big cock (on his jacket)
Hail Dale,
The mighty destroyer,
May he reign forever supreme
Among us,
And Mr. Sheen.
- Juan Fish Kennedy