Yet Another Edwin Morgan Bashing Poem
E pilogue of Edwin please
D ie now, you old bastard!
W ithered, crumbling and talentless
I n a coffin, that's where I'd like to see him,
N o more Edwin, woo hoo!
M urder Morgan
O r the world will be ruled by old, mindless, stupid people.
R ocket up the ass for a thankful Edwin.
G et him! Hurt! Maim! Kill!
A nd the world will be a better place (as Bill Murray sings at the end of Scrooged)
N o more Morgan, this trash must be destroyed, or face the consequences.
DEADWIN MORGUE-AN.
- Miguel C. Kesey