Ders Of Bor
Saturday is the day
That we will all go away
And sit out side the Ders of Bor
Getting our bums very sore
Lots of people walk past and stare
And all our pieces we don't share
Because we want them all to our selves
But Juan buys his from Superdrug shelves
Watters goes on a little walk
And in following him closely, we do stalk
But then we lose him in the heat of the night
So we start to get scared and our pants we do shite
Because he'll get back to the base before us
And we'll get fired
Because Al doesn't like when we fail.
It's all Jeff's fault anyway.
- Miguel C. Kesey