Edwin's King Billy

Edwin's willy must be old and crumbly

Like a digestive biscuit, crumbling humbly.

It's a sandworm from "Tremors", ducking and diving,

Spinning and twirling, sweaty and writhing

In his Calvin Kleins, an old man's icon

To keep his youth, and hide his hardon.

But he's probably too old to achieve an erection,

And wherever he'd put it would get an infection,

Because who knows where old Edwin has been,

All we know is "that willy ain't clean!"

- Miguel C. Kesey

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