Fitzy & His Tales
As we gather to hide from the rain
Or sit, relaxing on the train
Fitzy will drive us all insane
With his tales and shit of the bull variety
Fitzy told us, one day, that he was on a pilot training flight and the plane began to plummet towards the earth...so, the pilot came out from the cockpit and asked if any of them could fly a plane...What we can't figure out is why the pilot, on a pilot training flight, would ask any of the student pilots if they could fly....
Anyway, when no-one answered, Fitzy thought he might as well try, so he went into the cockpit and pulled the plane upwards, but he thought he better escape, so he turned the nose right up, so the plane was going straight up and jumped out of the plane (apparently, because the pilot had already jumped with the only parachute), and was freefalling for a while...
But this freefalling was only to give him time to get his jacket off to use this to slow down his fall. Good old Fitzy...saved the day, and killed 80.
Fitzy was also doing filming the other day for a new movie about soccer starring some famous people...he was to be an extra in the crowd, but the movie makers asked him to score the winning goal, so, Fitzy, duty-bound as always, charged onto the pitch and scored the winning goal...
But, he then had to dig a tunnel to escape because they wanted him to eat soup.
- Miguel C. Kesey & The Mind Of Fitzy