Back To The Future
Doc Brown invented a time machine!
Marty McFly is the cool, hip teen
Ready to travel back to 1955
To keep his very existence alive.
But, oh no! His mother thinks he's hot,
She wants his sausage in her pot.
Dah dah daaaaaah, dumdedumdumdumduuuuum....
But he's Calvin Klein, escaping hazards involving manure and Biff
But his life will never be the same now that has mother's got him stiff
George McFly has a Hitler hairdo and is a dad-dad-daddy-o
Doc knows it'll take 1.21 gigawatts by watching the VHS video
Of the night that Marty drove around really fast
And Doc was shot by Libyans at last.
Marty plays at the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance
Where his dad will wear white, and skip and prance
Then lay out Biff in the car park.
"Hey, you, get your damn hands off her!"
After one punch, Biff goes down
But this does not supress Marty's frown,
His hand is disappearing like MSP's Richey
And not only that, his scrotum is itchy!
But his mom and dad kiss, ahh, a happy ending
But first some mental guitar riffs and string bending
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet"
Says Marty with a hint of regret,
"But you're kids are gonna love it"
Marty, my son, you're full of shit.
Marty races to the Clock Tower,
Where Doc is swinging about, trying to get more power
The lightning strikes and Marty time travels with ease
No wonder he's now got shaky hand disease.
- Miguel C. Kesey