Ghostbusters In Town Today At 4 PM
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
When you've got a proton pack,
Strapped to your back,
You're gonna fall :
Floordusters!
When you're feeling Ray,
You must like men that way,
Who you gonna call?
Gay Exchange!
I ain't afraid of no double negatives.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Wanking makes me feel good!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Peter, the sarcastic Venkman with the line between his eyes,
Ray and his baby bulge and Stantz powers,
Egon, the wise Spengler with the eerie eye movement in the prison scene,
Winston, the token ethnic Zeddemore to make the movie PC.
They've all got strange names : Venkman, Stantz, Spengler and Zeddemoist.
And they all look the same : Their domes are high, bouffant hairdos from the 80s
Ivan Reitman must be proud,
They're covered in white stuff,
Muff duff dandruff fluff wuff,
I love this town, ha ha!
- Miguel C. Kesey