My Glutious Maximous
(Bigg
Butt)
*cast*
shaquelia- the teenage drag
queen
chibi- the muff diving
cheeba munky
michael- half eaten
corpse with skirt and fuzzy purse
carpet doodle jr- the
69th
karyn- aka po
kelly- the town dildo
thief
SCENE 1
(The innards on the Outskirts of Town)
[its friday night. karyn and kelly are making a quick getaway
from a
dildo theft. michael has just woken up and realises hes been
robbed
again.]
michael- what the dilly yo? whaddup with these wack dildo
thieves? ya
give 'em an inch and they take a mile long dildo.]
kelly- ha! we foiled that scottish bitch again!
karyn- yank, yank michael! honk honk!
[karyn runs kelly down with her scooter. carpet doodle jr sees
kelly
on the ground and decides to muff dive her. kelly freaks out and
kicks him in the balls, so he muff dives karyn while shes on her
scooter. karyn, surprised, crashes. carpet doodle jr dies and
karyn
and kelly giggle furiously.]
SCENE 2
(The Funeral Home)
[shaquelia, realizing shes also a necrophiliac, stays there all
day.]
shaquelia- oh, i like them old, i like them dead, i like them
hard, i
like them red! just as long as theyre not alive!
[all sit at the funeral, when suddenly, michael bursts in and
attacks
chibi with his fuzzy purse.]
michael- ha ha! now you feel the wrath of my fuzzy purse you
banana
breathed, muff diving bitch!
[chibi runs away and hides in the coffin with carpet doodle jr.]
shaquelia- (also in coffin) hey! cant a swedish ho and a stiff
get
any privacy these days?!?
[kelly, michael and chibi frolic out the back holding hands as
karyn
runs down the funeral home with her scooter.]
karyn- faget faget, faget faget, faget faget....ba ma maaaaaaa!
[as the funeral home explodes into a cloud of cream of wheat,
karyn
wizzes over to her friends. they all frolic off into my bar.]
michael, kelly, karyn, chibi- OW!!!
[as they all recover from the freak bar accident, a herd of rabid
cows charge at them.]
chibi-(while hitting a big ass bowl) dude! check out them utters!
[while chibi gets under a cow to take a closer look, michaels
fuzzy
purse starts glowing.]
michael- its communicating! we're saved!
michaels purse- you honky bitches! you trying to steal my goat
milk?
better recognize! feel the wrath of my muff diving cheeba
munkies!
[chibi muff dives all the cows and they die horribly. karyn gives
everyone but chibi earplugs and pumps up some hanson. chibis head
explodes into a pile of cerebreal much. kelly flies back from the
impact and lands face first in some cream of wheat.]
kelly- ohh billy! how kinkily!
[michael bends kelly over his knee to spank her when he sees his
purple dildo sticking out of her back pocket.]
kelly- thats not a pocket!
karyn- naughty noo noo! how dare you spoil my tubby custard! you
will
pay!
[karyn runs down michael with her scooter and suffocates him with
some tubby toast.]
kelly- ha ha! yank yank! ha ha!
[karyn and kelly sail away in the bumpy waves of cream of wheat
in a
key lime pie.]
END
- Karyn & Kelly