He-Man & The Plasters Of The UniChorus
By the power of Greyskull!
He is Adam, Prince of Eternia.
He'll wear furry boots of his own accord,
Have a Stewarty hairdo and a nifty big man-sword...
He'll hack you to death riding his Battlecat
He has the power!
Fight the evil Skeletor with a funky blue hood,
He's yellow and decaying, he's already a dead dude.
Man-At-Arms has a stupid name,
Teela is just far too tame
Compared to She-Ra's Dalein' headwear
And her ability to show off her breasts without care.
He-Man wants her so he shows off his pecs,
But this is for children so there's no chance of sex.
The artist doesn't know how to draw choppers,
So, fuck He-Man, let's go get some BK Whoppers...
...Instead...
...Because, you know, too much TV is pretty bad for you anyway. Especially when it's He-Man. He's hardly a good example for children...not with that haircut, and especially not that gurning action he did with his teeth...It shows children that we, as humans, should slice skeletons, and personally, I think He-Man is bad for morale...
- Miguel C. Kesey