Jan Dildo

Jan Dildo's got a hole in her head,

Because of something you might've said (On Crimewatch UK, together we can smack it)

Some mental Stewarty used a gun,

Ran about and had some fun,

Bang bang she's dead,

Hole in her head.

She fell to the ground with a big huge thump,

We chopped off her head and left a bloody stump.

Jan Dildo's dead,

And no one cares,

If there is a Crimewatch Special,

She'll appear on there.

("It was Robocop's gun!" said Stewarty)

- Miguel C. Kesey

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