Juan's Fished Kennedies (An Ode To Juan 1981-Presents Please)
Juan has a big, black man's afro,
And he looks like Magnum P.I.
If you stab him and cause him agro,
He'll whip it out and piss in your eye.
You might not like the taste.
You might think everything's a waste.
But, what does it matter?
You could be fatter...
...Celibate, impotent, or chaste.
Getting back to Juan,
We like his big, round....drums.
He plays them like a man on drugs,
And, alas
He is
When he has taken
The drugs.
But, otherwise he plays them like a rampant toly-basher.
Juan likes his women, and his jobbies.
He likes his Sarahs, Bills and Bobbies.
Whatever that means.
Whadda fack man?!
He wears socks on his arms
And he fancies mentalbitch Alison
No, that's Watters.
And HE'S ANGRY!
- Miguel C. Kesey