Magnum P.I.
Magnum and his big moustache,
Wet from a cold shower,
The butt of the gun,
Pressed against his hairy Selleck hand,
He stands,
Poised,
Waiting for the intruder
His moustache tingles...
Danger!
Bang Bang!
Dum dum dum....
Da! Dada! Wackawackawacka
An explosion explodes
Tom flies like a P.I.
And the tape stops dramatically
"Jobbies, man", to be continued
Magnum is god.
He's even cooler than Mr.T.
But he's not as black
And Magnum has a Ferrari.
Pants, man.
- Miguel C. Kesey