Now That We've Left School Our Poems Are Dead
We used to run about in the school of schools
But then we got too old and they called us fools
They kicked us out because we were seventeen
And we were unhappier than we've ever been
We had Juan going "Awww!" and shielding his bum
Mon with his hair and his sticky white cum
Fitzy who'd already left, so doesn't really count
Watters with his Mars Bars and Bount.....y wrappers
Miguel ran about then shaved off his hair
Steve Robocop acted like he didn't care
"Aww, Robocop dae ye wahnt some cheese?"
You don't think he said "Oh, yes, please..."
"Naw, dinnae gimme that" is what he said
Your sex and your dope is all that we're fed
So fuck all your protests and put them up my bum
Now we've left school we can't write stuff
It seems like we've all went in a huff
We have no subject matter now we're not with Dale
It's because of him that we did fail
SYS English, the filthy swine
And this is an appropriate finishing line.
- Miguel C. Kesey