Unknown Orange Carrier Bag Wielder Poem
I want to walk in the snow and not leave a footprint
I want to wear blue flares and a big 70s trenchcoat
I want to carry an orange carrier bag
Probably filled with porn
Who's that woman in front of me?
She's copying my trenchcoat-style.
I feel the urge to push her in front of...
The oncoming vehicle, oh the blood
The massacre....
I go home to ponder over my porn.
- Miguel C. Kesey