Thunderpants & Whipped Boys
Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats
Whore!!!
Feel the magic,
Hear the roar,
They have produced a generation of bums bouncing on the floor
Lion-o, with his big manly sword,
Taught us to fight and challenge,
And go outside with only our underwear on.
Panthro was the ethnic character.
He was supposed to be black, but he was grey.
But there was a vibe given off,
That he was cooler than the rest of the Cats.
Cheetara was a fox,
And taught little girls to stand up for themselves,
And run about scantily clad,
And whip people,
Preferably boys who had been bad.
The Thundercats faught Mumm-Ra,
Which taught children to fight their mothers,
But this has been overlooked,
And should be brought to light,
For the Thundercats have a lot to answer for.
- Juan Fish Kennedy