Russ Abbott's Renegade Reno Raines R...aaargh!!!
Reno Raines and his rusty Renegade rider!
His Harley is rusty
Like Russ Abbott,
Because Reno Raines on it daily,
With his leather clad man-weapon,
Tightly packed in his pants.
With his long flowing locks,
He pours water over his muscle stretched manly body,
And his bike gets wet,
And rusty,
Like Russ Abbott.
He kicks the evil henchman (highly paid stunt cunt) on the stairs (which is just below the knee),
And adores Bobby Sixkiller's funky mystical hypocritical Red Indian hairdo
And token bone earring
The fuckerwank!
But he's a cool tool fool jewel.
And Juan's the wummin in Reno's pants.
He was a cop...and good at his job.
But he committed the ultimate sin...
He testified against other cops gone bad...
And now he has a manjaw which, depsite the fact he's an outlaw, is still thoroughly shaven every day...and how does he pay for his leathers and Head 'N' Shoulders? It must be Bobby's clean hair influence.
Like Russ Abbott.
- Miguel C. Kesey