The Sheens

Charlie Sheen, the seductive Sheen

We want you to spray us clean.

In Lucas, you showed us your teen muscles

In Wall Street, yuppie political bustles

In Hot Shots, lots of Police Squad jokes

But you came to Scotland and snorted Coke.

Martin Sheen, the wrinkly cleaner

Nobody looks or sounds meaner

You were in Wall Street with your son,

But you weren't very nice, a bit of a cun...t

You starred in cheap, motel-made porn

And left us fans depressed and forlorn.

Emilio Estevez, our fresh-faced saviour

You're also known for your bad brat-pack behaviour.

Young Guns & Men At Work starred you and Charlie (No reference to cocaine intended)

Your haircut in Breakfast Club was funkin' and gnarly,

Loaded Weapon One, the Sheens do spoof,

Oh, how we'd laugh if you were a poof.

The Sheens, the Sheens, always on the screen, keep it clean, no sex scenes, eating beans, 80s teens, really keen, they rule supreme, old has-beens.

- Miguel C. Kesey

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