She-Man
She-Man!
I have the power
To go into the shower
And clean my breasts and my male sexual organs...
I went to the doctor
And really shocked her (notice how politically correct I'm being by making the doctor a woman. I honestly wasn't trying to rhyme, and did intend to have the doctor a woman in the first place. Thank you.)
When asking for a sex change at 3:20 pm that day...
Now I'm a She-Man
How should I piss down the pan?
Will I leave the seat up or down?
Can I watch football
And look like Ru Paul?
Why is the world so judgemental towards my gender bending?
She-Man!
And the transvestites of the universe!
- Miguel C. Kesey