I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, 'Cause I Rarely Forget Things

I still know what you did last summer,

You wore skin tight tops which emphasised the size of your boobies,

As you did this summer also,

 

You killed a man,

Flushed him down the pan,

But know hes' back for revenge

With a can

Of juice,

Of what, I do not know.

 

You'd better run,

Cause your boobs bounce when you do,

And you'd better hide,

Cause you look like you need a poo,

But don't force it cause you'll just get a sore head.

 

Look out!

He's behind you!

Too late!

His hook's up your bum.

Ouch.

- Juan Fish Kennedy

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