Juan's Second Symphony (In E Minor)
I am a big man, yes I am,
And I have a big gun,
I'd like to point it at you,
But I'd have to wink(y) and then shoot my load all over your big womaned face and then you'd need to buy a big mop to clean it up and it would take ages 'cause I'm really randy at this point in time.
- Juan Fish Kennedy