Review Of Our Stay At Tina's House
Well, on Saturday, 29th May we were all going up to Tina's house to celebrate her birthday, so we did. The end.
Ho ho hum, don't be so silly, as if I'd end it there, chums. Me and Mon arrived at the town centre in Cumbernauld at about 6:00 pm (ish) where we found Tina and Watters waiting for us in Tina's car. We'd got the bus up which was scary because the driver kept stopping for long periods of time for apparently no reason, and I also fell onto the seat as it grinded to a halt dramatically.
We then had to wait for a while until Juan and Fitzy showed up...Juan looked mighty pissed off, pointing accusing fingers at us through the back window, and Fitzy crept about like a creeper. We drove to the house of Tina and waited upstairs for people to arrive, but these people didn't seem to like us, so I won't write about them.
Anyway, we sat about for a while then ate a lot of crap and then watched TV....exciting, eh? So, Watters and Mon decide to run about outside at 3 in the morning. Not only that, but Watters had a corset on. The remainders in the house...ie : me, Fitzy, Juan and Tina decided to hide and put all the lights out...(well, Tina was trying to sleep, so she did it involuntarily)...however this did not fool the mighty Watters and Mon...who actually took about an hour to return from their little run about, and we were beginning to think they'd been arrested or accosted by a homophobic Nazi youth movement who operate out of Cumbernauld at 3 in the morning.
After they returned, Tina, unwisely, left myself, Juan and Fitzy in her room which made Juan say : "Do you want to jump out the window?"...so out climbs Fitzy, hanging on for dear life for about 20 minutes going : "I'm gonny dae it, I'm gonny jump!!"...so, he left it to me who climbed out onto the ledge, muttered : "Right, I'll see you later..." and jumped to the ground below...oooh, how rebellious...it's not as if it was a friggin' skyscraper. There were big horrible dents in the grass and I lost my rings and managed to cut my arm up. Fitzy jumped after me (but he twisted his body in the air and landed all squint, the silly billy). This left us with another unanswered question in the universe - "Why did we jump out the window at a quarter past four in the morning?", and, indeed - "Why did we jump out the window at ALL?"
Then we attempted to sleep, but we're not very good at it. So we ended up watching Countdown and managed to get "Cuntnads" as a word.
Amen, brother...
We came home early in the morning, because I wanted to get some sleep, damnit...which I didn't get because I wrote this instead. Oh, and I found my rings lying outside that morning.
The end.