Vids And Squids
The Scottish one looks like a big Metallica fan,
The Welsh one looks like he's just crawled out the pan,
But we love them anyway.
With their video box shaped jobbies,
They'll make you laugh and cry as a hobby,
Cause you watch it all the time.
No doubt about it,
They're fuckin nuts,
But watch the programme long enough,
And start to lick some butts.
End of part one,
Comes out Steph's bum,
Part two,
Like a poo,
Flies into Nige's.
Watters seen Steph in the town,
He said he looked all brown,
I think hes' been hanging round Nige too long.
With his Killer Kock,
Riding up your frock,
It slaps him about the face,
Out comes the spray, mace,
Owch,
Poor Nige and his Killer Kock.
- Juan Fish Kennedy