MY MOM IS A ZOMBIE RACCOON
Yo, yo, yo I was cruisin' down the ghetto wit my homies
when we froliced around with My Little Ponies.
We had ta get outta our lowrider soon,
Cuz in our way was a fuckin' raccoon!
We kicked it around and poked it a bit,
It was all crusty and stiff and shit.
K-Dawg got on her knees and sucked its dick.
Sal got around and found a stick.
We poked it a bit and it didn't budge.
Bad mistake, Sal had our cake of fudge.
I picked up a rock and closed my eyes,
I heard a scream and what a surprise!
The cake was gone,
Triple white chocolate.
On damn big piece of cake,
All gone cuz dumb Sal dropped it.
Karyn was less of a person now RAKE!!
Yeah woooooooooo!!!!
Oh no, hit by a rock,
What a shock!
Eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Then somefinger stickin'.
Puke all over Karyn's yard.
Upchuck the chicky chicky lard.
Homie S won cuz she puked 3 feet.
Take some polaroids and scadadle Billy boy! MEAT!!!
K-dawg tried to upchuck too,
But she didn't do as good as S.
That's OK,
They ran away.
To get the camera and take a shot.
Woohoo Homie S don' smoke pot.
Woohoo K-Dawg pukes up snot.
POT SNOT WOO BILLY!!!!
Slap me silly and whack my willy.
Funny pics, gotta send them to Mikey,
He probably thinks we're really dykie.
No more KFC for us.
We'll eat some more and puke on the bus.
Mommy thinks we're straightedge, but we don't puke when we're
drunk.
Who'da thunk?
Homie S's mom thinks we drink beer and barf.
We get high, NARF!
Big chicken cake,
Oh for heaven's sake BIATCH!!!!!!
Everything's fine now, but we hungry again.
K-Dawg went to make some egg salad sandwich,
So then we eat and purge again!
Bulemics R us,
Bulemics are fun,
Bulemics like us want it bad in the bum!
Sal's sick as shit,
Karyn's horney as shit,
Up the ass with a stick YO!
- Karyn & Sal
For a dramatic photo of the events on which this rap is based, click here - Puke Photo
