Carnage Candy And A Guy Called Randy (Scott McGowan)
One, two, three, four!
We are the generation of bums bouncing on the floor!
Produced by 'CATS and Magnum P.I.
And our fathers' sperm hitting bullseye.
We have Juan on drums, with his Christian legs,
And drumkit that smellily smells like eggs.
Mon on guitar with a poncy hairdo,
Which hasn't been changed since 1982.
Miguel is on bass, David thinks he's a lassie,
But he has a big cock which is really MASSI.....VE!
We form a group of randy fuckwits,
Who've read lots of books and fondle their big bits.
We hate 187 and their dumb metal ways,
We think they're Tura Satana, and they think we're gays.
We'll never get old and we hate stupid people,
It's all relative to the size of your steeple.
All other bands won't win this election,
We're the only band that can keep our erection.
Word.
- Juan Fish Kennedy & Miguel C. Kesey