Juan Fish Kennedy's Poems & Stories...

A

An Ode To Rod Hull (1933-1999) - A moving tribute to one of the world's most amazing bird penetrators who died recently due to falling off a frickin' roof.

B

Big Women - The first in the "big women" series

Big Women II - The last in the "big women" series

Big Women : The Equaliser - Well, ok, THIS is the last in the "big women" series...

C

Carnage Candy And A Guy Called Randy (Scott McGowan) - This was written by Me & Juan and is about our band!!!

Clarence The Great - The first poem about Clarence : a little, plastic guy that Juan stole from his little brother, the thieving bastard!

Clarence & Rod - Clarence meets Rod Hull, what more could you ask for?! Except for a sequel.

Clarence & Rod II - The long-awaited, Oscar-winning sequel!!!

Clarence And The Great Big Jobby - Despite Clarence's untimely death, he manages to come back for another episode in the life of Clarence...

Clarence Forever - Another Clarence poem...God, he's cool.

Clarence No More - The final Clarence poem that is disappointing...but if it's disappointing that means there has to be a comeback for our white, jobby-burdened hero!

CLARENCE, AWWawAWWawAWW - Clarence is BACK with this fantastic little rap, but since his death his lifestyle has changed dramatically...Clarence now blows the clarinet...

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E

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F

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G

Get Out Of My Face, And Into That Jail - A poem which proves Juan can sincerely write about anything at all, including Lionel Richie.

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