Clarence The Great
Clarence, you're so cool
With your big, massive swimming pool,
Which you let us use,
For you to amuse
Yourself 'cause we've got wee willies.
You've got a jobby hanging from your rectum,
Which is white, I reckon,
And Miguel thinks it's funny,
So do I,
Cause it's a weird shape, and doesn't really look like a jobby at all but we say it is cause we like the word
JOBBY and you're just a sign of our immaturity, but it's funny anyway.
I like the way you move,
Get down to that groove,
When you're hanging from my chain,
It's a bit of a pain,
Cause you make me achieve a stander.
Clarence,
We love you
Clarence,
We do
Don't try to deny you love us too.
(Cause if you did I'd have to shove you up my bum).
- Juan Fish Kennedy