CLARENCE, AWWawAWWawAWW
The return of the man with the plastic poo,
You'd better watch out 'cause he's comin' for you.
Clarence of the Bodicker variety,
Will save us from the shite we call society.
LeJohn doesn't stand a chance,
Against our man with the lethal glance.
He'll thrust and pull and punch in the air,
Until the gay face of LeJohn has no hair.
The Fitzy Witch, man,
He's comin' for you.
But behold the saviour with the mighty big poo.
Clarence is back and is here to stay.
With one tiny difference, yes that's right, he's homosexual.
- Juan Fish Kennedy