CLARENCE AND ROD 2
Clarence awoke at the bottom of the pit in a daze. Within seconds he had realised what had happened and cursed Miguel for pushing him.
Clarence looked around his current surroundings to see wee guys in red jump suits and forks running about like a mad Tina. Clarence then realised where he was. Dale's basement. No, not really, it was HELL!!!! Dum da dum dum! He realised this when he saw the Devil himself sitting on his throne. He had taken the guise of Rod Hull, the dead childrens' comedian who molested innocent emus. A fitting disguise for Satan
Clarence approached the horny one.....sorry, horned one, and called him.
"Ya big jobby," Clarence called out, with great anger.
"Ha ha, you foolish little man with a white jobby hanging out your bum," Satan replied.
"What have you done with Rod?," Clarence asked.
"Ha ha! I am Rod Hull you fool!!!," Satan, or should I call him Rod, replied.
It was then Clarence realised that Rod Hull had been Satan all along. Then Clarence woke up and had his cornflakes.
The End........or is it?!?!? (raised eyebrow moment).
- Juan Fish Kennedy