Clarence And The Great Big Jobby
One day Clarence was walking down the street, as he usually does, and he came across a big jobby.
Clarence asked the big jobby why the was so big, and he replied,
"Because the guy who shat me out had a lot of fibre in his diet." "Maybe you know him," the jobby replied.
"Oh, really," Clarence said, with a look of interest on his plastic face.
"Yeah,", the jobby replied, "His names Rod."
"Not Rod Hull,", Clarence replied with a worried look.
"Yeah, you do know him then", the jobby said.
Just then, Clarence realised he was talking to the jobby of the Demonic Rod Hull. This jobby was a threat to society and was clearly wanting to carry on Hull's devilish plans to rule the world with stupid hair and big jobbies.
Clarence did not hesitate to kick the big jobby to the ground and he cut his head off with a big stick.
All the corn and stuff fell out and Clarence threw up. But he knew what he had done had saved the world from a terrible fate of jobby domination.
The End.
- Juan Fish Kennedy