Obituary For LeJohn
We here at "I'm Sad Again" miss LeJohn so much that our users have posted little poems for him...especially when his mangled corpse threatened to kill us...send your sympathies to : lejohnrip@hotmail.com
LeJohn, you were such a well mannered balloon boy,
But now you're back to kill us like a balloon David.
You used to be so happy,
That cute little Gay Exchange face of yours,
Looking like you should be working in Hell Fire.
Oh LeJohn,
We miss you,
But don't come back if you're going to kill us......ya codge.
Goodbye LeJohn....RIP....your pants.
- Juan Fish Kennedy
My goodbyes to our close airhead friend LeJohn.
We will miss him so much!
And his Special Greetings, like HappyBirthday, Happy Anniversary and Happy Something!
LeJohn we created you but ignored you, we are sorry!
SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCK-IN' MANIAC!
What? No....no.... DON'T YOU Dare to do THAT!!!
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! MY FOOT!
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE????
DON't you FUCK ING LOOK AT ME!
Good ri-ddance!
- Mon S. Clinton
Dear LeJohn, our balloon-bummed friend,
We killed you and burst you and made you bend
You were stuck to some shoes of the Spice Girl variety
And hung drunkenly forward as if you'd never seen sobriety
We miss you more than we miss Michael J. Fox
But please don't come back and chop off our cocks
We didn't mean to leave you there
Aah, fuck it, you're right, we didn't care...
- Miguel C. Kesey