R.I.P.
LeJohn October 16th 1999 - October 16th 1999
LeJohn has been a good friend of ours ever since the idea of him was conceived by Juan Fish Kennedy as we sat around in a room full of balloons...
"Let's make a man!" suggested Juan, and, alas, we did...
While LeJohn was in the foetus stages of his creation, the process was delayed by a young Tina who attacked him and his torso and arms were destroyed.
Luckily, we could save the head and legs.
Also, lack of sellotape was a problem at first, but Lorraine found some masking tape, which was a solution, but not one we would usually turn to...
Juan and Miguel hurried to fix LeJohn back together, and Lorraine made his head just right...
And soon, he was born.
"It's alive!" yelled Miguel as LeJohn stood with excessively long arms, staring at us...
"Put him on the chair," suggested Tina, and after much fighting about whether such a move would be good for LeJohn's health, he stood on the chair.
We could see he was becoming depressed.
"Maybe we should make a woman," said Juan, hoping that a female companion might keep LeJohn erect, but we didn't have the materials, the man-power or the budget to complete such a task in such a limited amount of time...we still had Massacre At Central High and Evil Ed to watch.
Finally, we left LeJohn, and he died, peacefully in his sleep.
LeJohn, we will miss you...
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